90% of Stardew Valley players are unaware they are doing someone else's chores

 


How to sell Stardew Valley

"Bro, check out this farming game. It is amazing."

"Okay dude, I just finished my house chores. What is it about?"

"You wake up early and run errands."

"Haha, no seriously, what is it about?"

"Back breaking labor so that you can earn a meager living. I was planting barley all day."

"Dude? Are you okay?"

"I can't wait to bust my hump all day for little to no return on investment."

"I worry about you."

"I do the bidding of towns people that I will never have a relationship with. My life is empty."

"I am going to call a counselor."

"You can also go in a cave and fight slimes."

"Why didn't you say so? I am totally down for that."

"Awesomem after I finish my virtual chores I am going to sweep the road for free."

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