God bless Nintendo for giving a voice to the marginalized creeper who feels left in the shadows. No longer do they need to get their softcore anime from a dark alley or the black market. Nintendo eagerly presented some of their best softcore anime games right next to their family friendly titles. For as little as 6 bucks, a creepy man can play minigames that will undress an anime avatar that looks underage. This is not just a win for creepy predator community, but any developer who has been afraid to exploit the female body for a quick dollar.
"I can finally buy my Waifu Simulator 2022 and Hot Anime Girls vs. Zombies without any shame," says creepy thirty year old who has never benefited from a serious relationship.
Normally, a lifestyle this candid would invite words like "pedo" or "child predator," but Nintendo is working hard to include all those who love to stare at underaged anime girls wearing little clothing.
"We are not just a family system," a Nintendo correspondent says, "but we are a place for a hardworking young adult to get their wild urges met."
This is a win.
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