It's a sad day for rapping dogs everywhere, as beloved Parappa was shot two times and stabbed four times after successfully out rapping a member of the Crips. Once the DJ played the beat, Parappa was on point with his sick rhymes about burger flipping and bathroom chasing. His opponent, Busta Lead, was soundly defeated after Parappa made light of the fact that Busta Lead's mother wore combat boots.
"He was a clear winner of the rap battle," said Biggie Mack, "but Busta Lead was not going to leave humiliated. The gangster brought out his glock 9 and began to unload it.
Luckily, Parappa was in a rapping euphoria after scoring such a high combo, so he did not register any pain.
Parappa is in critical condition at Sims Hospital, hooked up to a life meter replenisher. Our thoughts and prayers go out to his crew.
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