Q*Bert's profanity is more racist then we once thought

 

How can a pudgy space alien who dodges snakes have such volatile opinions about other races? That question has baffled the nation as translators are now able to understand what the creature was saying. 

"We always knew he had a problem with indigenous tribes in the area, but when we finally got down to the meanings of his words then we were blown away."

As of right now, this publication will not repeat a single thing Q*Bert has said to help maintain our family rating.