10,000 BC- In a stunning upset that has shook the world, Cavemen Ninjas, Joe and Mac have both outed themselves as young earth creationists. They have stated with confidence that the world is much younger than contemporary science has provided and that the origin involves a creator.
"blue planet made last month. Me made by big man. Dinosaur made before me," Joe insisted.
"Me come from dirt a couple weeks ago. Today me ride brontosaurus to work," Mac complemented.
Though scientists are currently working to upend their arguments, Joe and Mac have been asked to speak at several churches and young creationist groups.
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