TimeSplitters Trilogy release on modern consoles scheduled three minutes after Jesus' return

 

If you are wondering when the insanely fun cult classic, TimeSplitters is going to be released as an HD classic then you can do this handy trick. Go to the ancient scripts of Greek biblical literature, calculate the days until the Son of Man returns, and add three minutes.

Crystal Dynamics has confirmed this as well. As soon as God is ready to end this chapter of life on Earth, they will finally be ready to release the much beloved FPS.