"No seriously, dude. Nintendo Direct has nothing on Steam's Next Fest. Nintendo had chump change. Dude, check it out. System Shock Remastered, dude. The new Zelda has nothing on System Shock Remastered. Dude. Why are you excited about all those Gameboy and Gameboy Advance offerings? The Steam has Darkest Dungeon 2 and Perseus: Titan Slayer. Dude! Why are you playing old games? Steam Fest mopped the floor with Nintendo Direct. They should be ashamed. No one is going to buy Kirby or Metroid Prime. Dude, we are getting at least five survival builder titles. Dude. Stop being ancient with those Advanced Wars games. Admit it now, dude. Steam Deck is destroying Switch. Please validate me. Bro, I need validation! Please tell me my life is not a lie. Duuuuude!"
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